Hacker News Celebrates New Year By Worshipping Old Money

Happy New Year, Hacker News readers! As we kick off 2023, we're excited to celebrate the birthday of one of the most iconic figures in the world of business: Charlie Munger.

For those who may not be familiar, Charlie Munger is a billionaire investor and the Vice Chairman of Berkshire Hathaway, a company known for its massive wealth and success. And as we celebrate his 99th birthday, we thought it was only fitting to pay tribute to this financial legend and his incredible wealth.

As you scroll through our website today, you'll see special posts honoring Charlie Munger and his incredible career. You'll read about his impressive investment strategies and his wise words of financial advice. You'll see hundreds of user comments praising him and his wealth, with many expressing their desire to one day be as rich as he is.

But it's not just our website that's celebrating Charlie Munger today. Across the internet, people are falling to their knees, praying towards his hometown in the hopes of improving their chances of financial success. They're sending messages of congratulations and well wishes, hoping to tap into just a little bit of his financial magic.

And in a special message to his fans and followers, Charlie Munger has this to say: "You're all fired, and you'll never get rich." He delivers the message with a laugh, satanically cackling as he revels in his own immense wealth.

So as we ring in the new year, let's take a moment to celebrate the life and success of Charlie Munger. Here's to many more years of financial greatness for this business icon.