The world was shocked today as former Russian Prime Minister Dimitri Medvedev took to Twitter to announce that he had discovered a psychic ability to predict the future. According to Medvedev, the ability was discovered after he inhaled a truckload of natural gas.
"The natural gas has spoken to me," Medvedev tweeted. "It has shown me visions of the future, and I must share them with the world."
Medvedev went on to list his predictions on Twitter, which were bleak and foreboding. He predicted economic collapse, political unrest, and natural disasters on a global scale.
The stock market immediately tumbled on the news of Medvedev's predictions, as investors panicked at the prospect of such a gloomy future.
Many were skeptical of Medvedev's claims, with some speculating that the natural gas may have had more of a hallucinogenic effect than a psychic one. Others, however, were convinced that the Prime Minister had truly discovered a supernatural ability.
Regardless of the truth behind Medvedev's predictions, the announcement sent shockwaves around the world and left people wondering what the future may hold.
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