In a shocking and unprecedented move, Prince Harry has publicly accused his family of stripping him of his rightful throne and announced plans to reconquer the UK. The prince, who has been living in California in recent years, has stated that he will be leading an army of 100,000 Social Justice Warriors to England on a fleet of zero-carbon emission sailboats in an effort to reclaim the throne.
According to sources close to the prince, famous venture capitalists and even Warren Buffet are funding the invasion, which is set to commence on a date that remains top secret. The royal family has not yet commented on Harry's claims or his plans for reconquest.
The news has sent shockwaves throughout the UK and the world, with many questioning the prince's motivations and the potential consequences of his actions. Some have praised Harry for taking a stand against what he sees as injustice within the royal family, while others have criticized his decision to resort to military means.
The UK government has not yet released an official statement on the matter, but it is expected that they will take measures to defend the country and the monarchy. It remains to be seen how this situation will unfold, but one thing is certain: the future of the royal family and the UK will be forever changed by this bold and controversial move by Prince Harry.
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